35 funny jokes that will make you laugh even if you are sadππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
1- One idiot used ''GUNSHOTS'' as his ringing tone, His China phone rang in the bank today, over an hour we're still looking for the cashier and two security menπππ€£π€£π€£π€£
2- And This Nepa will Bring Light when someone is sleeping. as if someone paid for (MTN) Night plan.......π€·πΏ♂️π€·πΏ♂️π€·πΏ♂️
May sense locate u people today
3- Nigerians will go to burial, they'll cry and still carry away food to their house.
Chai, this world is a set up
4- Some guys can deceive eeh.. They'll be like ''Baby i see my future kids in your eyes'' Well-done sir chairman of national population census, Hope you're seeing golden morn, pampers, school fees and other baby food on her forehead too?ππππ
Am not feeling fine jare
5- Some people are blessed with wickedness, How can i beg you for salt and you are telling me that your mum has counted itπππ
6- I cried for 2hours when one girl told me she took 1st in her waec result..
Some people can lie ehnπππππ
7- Miss those people in primary school that use to say ''If i give you one dirty slap, you'll fly to America'', Come and slap me now oooo
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8- A scientist wanted to develop a bra that stops women's breast from bouncing while running and also another bra that doesn't show nipples when wet.
but we guys don't panic... We killed the idiot immediately
9- Nigerian Girls love money, I'm telling you, You'll get angry and tell a girl "Go to hell" She will look at you and be like... "I don't have transport fare
10- Someone covered my eyes from my back and ask me to guess who he was , after guessing for 5 mins, i removed his hands and i saw a mad man......
Bros, come nd see temple run ...
11- When money is involved, Nigerian girls will be like , I love his mouth odour it's so matured ι¦ζ§ ι¦ζ§ ι¦ζ§ *
12- I mistakenly step on a soldier's boot, when trying to board a taxi, the next thing I heard was " are u in ZAIN", something was telling me to reply "no am in MTN" . . No God forbid ooh, the devil won't get me dis January ending
13- The hardest thing to find this day is to see a girl without a boyfriend...
Everywhere is occupied
14- When you build a house let your wife decorate the ceiling, she has seen more ceiling designs than you.. Am i communicating?
15- If you want to be my friend, be my friend, If you want to be my enemy, be my enemy, Stop confusing the thunder that will strike you.
16- If yhu read all this post without liking or dropping any comment, I promise yhu, your phone will fall inside hot oil.
I mean d condemming one
17- Bathroom is for slim girls, Fat girls should go to car wash...
Ye who stone me?
18- My girlfriend travelled to London with my earpiece and charger !is it okay for me to tell someone i have properties in London?
19- Some people will hate you,just because you use water to bath
20- Teacher : morning class..
Class : it's not your period sir
21- I should seriously stop listening to random conversation in a taxi... Now i just followed someone home just to hear the rest of the story....
22- My Ex saw me at Shoprite and she said “so u are still alive”
I replied “No ooo....I just came to buy bread then i will return to my grave"......... Idiot
23- Dear ladies not all guys that follow you to the kitchen are actually romantic. My dear, they just want make sure that you don't put poison in their food
24- Girls do you remember that year, when you use sweater to make a baby in school ? That's when your stupidity started
Am beside my mom come nd beat me if u can
25- Guys do you remembered when you made cars with tin and slippers ? Then begged your mum to allow you park the motor in the room so your friends won't steal your jeep , do you remember ? That's when your stupidity started
u can beat me, if u can beat Broke Lesnar
26- I bought power bank for 20k at circle ... And I was very happy it was cheap until my phone started charging the power bank
Abeg which kind witchcraft be dis?
27- I bought Gucci soap for N2000 and Gucci sponge for N3500 and since morning I've been looking for where to bath for people to see me
28- Nobody knows short cuts more than a driver who doesn't have a drivers license
29- Teacher: Simply define Confusion
Me : CONFUSION is when you go kitchen to steal meat from the pot, and you forget whether the spoon was on top or inside the pot
30- When you mistakenly left your phone for bae then few minutes later you see her playing with knife ... my brother run for your life oooo
31- My brother no girl hates you on Facebook they are all good girls .. They just don't comment on your post because you don't sponsor competitions
32- Dear future hubby wherever u are, please if u are on Facebook freemode? kindly say Hi lemme subscribe for u I dnt want u 2 turn blind
33- People who hardly post on social media thinks they have a Masters Degree In maturity.
34- RIP President muhammad buhari
Before u start sharing it lemme tell u wat i mean
-> Remain- in- power President muhammad buhari
35- she broke up with me just because of dis
She said nobody knows tomorrow
And i said tomorrow is Tuesday and she blocked meπππππ
Love you more
#copied
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2- And This Nepa will Bring Light when someone is sleeping. as if someone paid for (MTN) Night plan.......π€·πΏ♂️π€·πΏ♂️π€·πΏ♂️
May sense locate u people today
3- Nigerians will go to burial, they'll cry and still carry away food to their house.
Chai, this world is a set up
4- Some guys can deceive eeh.. They'll be like ''Baby i see my future kids in your eyes'' Well-done sir chairman of national population census, Hope you're seeing golden morn, pampers, school fees and other baby food on her forehead too?ππππ
Am not feeling fine jare
5- Some people are blessed with wickedness, How can i beg you for salt and you are telling me that your mum has counted itπππ
6- I cried for 2hours when one girl told me she took 1st in her waec result..
Some people can lie ehnπππππ
7- Miss those people in primary school that use to say ''If i give you one dirty slap, you'll fly to America'', Come and slap me now oooo
ππ
8- A scientist wanted to develop a bra that stops women's breast from bouncing while running and also another bra that doesn't show nipples when wet.
but we guys don't panic... We killed the idiot immediately
9- Nigerian Girls love money, I'm telling you, You'll get angry and tell a girl "Go to hell" She will look at you and be like... "I don't have transport fare
10- Someone covered my eyes from my back and ask me to guess who he was , after guessing for 5 mins, i removed his hands and i saw a mad man......
Bros, come nd see temple run ...
11- When money is involved, Nigerian girls will be like , I love his mouth odour it's so matured ι¦ζ§ ι¦ζ§ ι¦ζ§ *
12- I mistakenly step on a soldier's boot, when trying to board a taxi, the next thing I heard was " are u in ZAIN", something was telling me to reply "no am in MTN" . . No God forbid ooh, the devil won't get me dis January ending
13- The hardest thing to find this day is to see a girl without a boyfriend...
Everywhere is occupied
14- When you build a house let your wife decorate the ceiling, she has seen more ceiling designs than you.. Am i communicating?
15- If you want to be my friend, be my friend, If you want to be my enemy, be my enemy, Stop confusing the thunder that will strike you.
16- If yhu read all this post without liking or dropping any comment, I promise yhu, your phone will fall inside hot oil.
I mean d condemming one
17- Bathroom is for slim girls, Fat girls should go to car wash...
Ye who stone me?
18- My girlfriend travelled to London with my earpiece and charger !is it okay for me to tell someone i have properties in London?
19- Some people will hate you,just because you use water to bath
20- Teacher : morning class..
Class : it's not your period sir
21- I should seriously stop listening to random conversation in a taxi... Now i just followed someone home just to hear the rest of the story....
22- My Ex saw me at Shoprite and she said “so u are still alive”
I replied “No ooo....I just came to buy bread then i will return to my grave"......... Idiot
23- Dear ladies not all guys that follow you to the kitchen are actually romantic. My dear, they just want make sure that you don't put poison in their food
24- Girls do you remember that year, when you use sweater to make a baby in school ? That's when your stupidity started
Am beside my mom come nd beat me if u can
25- Guys do you remembered when you made cars with tin and slippers ? Then begged your mum to allow you park the motor in the room so your friends won't steal your jeep , do you remember ? That's when your stupidity started
u can beat me, if u can beat Broke Lesnar
26- I bought power bank for 20k at circle ... And I was very happy it was cheap until my phone started charging the power bank
Abeg which kind witchcraft be dis?
27- I bought Gucci soap for N2000 and Gucci sponge for N3500 and since morning I've been looking for where to bath for people to see me
28- Nobody knows short cuts more than a driver who doesn't have a drivers license
29- Teacher: Simply define Confusion
Me : CONFUSION is when you go kitchen to steal meat from the pot, and you forget whether the spoon was on top or inside the pot
30- When you mistakenly left your phone for bae then few minutes later you see her playing with knife ... my brother run for your life oooo
31- My brother no girl hates you on Facebook they are all good girls .. They just don't comment on your post because you don't sponsor competitions
32- Dear future hubby wherever u are, please if u are on Facebook freemode? kindly say Hi lemme subscribe for u I dnt want u 2 turn blind
33- People who hardly post on social media thinks they have a Masters Degree In maturity.
34- RIP President muhammad buhari
Before u start sharing it lemme tell u wat i mean
-> Remain- in- power President muhammad buhari
35- she broke up with me just because of dis
She said nobody knows tomorrow
And i said tomorrow is Tuesday and she blocked meπππππ
Love you more
#copied
Follow me on IG @mcachikolo or https://www.instagram.com/mcachikolo/
Follow me on Twitter @mc_achikolo or https://www.twitter.com/mc_achikolo/
Follow me on Facebook @ https://www.facebook.com/mcachikolo/
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